Emo Jokes!

Bighit this is your speciality.

How many emo's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three,: One two change it, and two to write a song about how the liked the last one better.


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How many emo's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, They'd rather sit in the dark and cry.

What do you call a group of dead emo kids?

A good start.

What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

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What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry.

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How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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How many emo kids does it take to make a cheesecake?

None, there are no emo kids in cheesecake.

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What do you call an emo kid laying in the road?

Speed bump.

Q. What's the difference between between Michael Jackson and a dead Emo kid

A: People miss Michael Jackson

lol what do you do if you see an emo kid with one arm in your backyard.....

stop laughing and reload


whats better than one 52 emo kids nailed to a tree....... one emo kid nailed to 52 trees


whats the difference between an onion and an emo kid.... you cry when u cut an onion


what do u call 1000 emos at the bottom of the ocean....... a good start


what do u call a car with 4 emo kids found dead at the bottom of a cliff......... a waste the car seated 5



thats all for now