Yo' Momma is so fat that when she jumps, she gets stuck in thin air.
Yo' Momma is hairy, when you were born you got carpet burn.
Yo' Momma is so huge, she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo' Momma is so stinky, even fish are like: 'Man, that ain't right"
Yo' Momma is so fat, she has own post code.
Yo' Momma is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.