ANTI-JOKES~~~~!!!!!!

Woot!. Everyone post your Anti-Jokes!

If you don't know what an anti-joke is than google that shit.

Ill start:

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.




What do you call two muffins in an oven?
Well it depends on how thoroughly baked they are,
They could range from raw, to moist, to baked, to burnt.



How many men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Just one physically-abled, motivated, capable man with a light-bulb.

knock knock.
whos there?
Its the police, there's been an accident and your husband is in hospital.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt
to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated
rainforest.


Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.' The otherman replies: 'Yes, she
has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'

Why couldn't the kids get into the new pirate movie?

Because it was rated... PG-13, and they were all 12, and no parent was with them, and the ticket guy wouldn't let them in cause he didn't want to get fired in this economy.


Why is the 15 year old boy in juvy?
Because his dad died in a car accident when he was 8, his mum is now a crack whore and he was caught trying to steal a loathe of bread for his family of 8.

There was an American Australia and a Scotsman
They where flying Pakistan and had a horrific crash
they were never found again