Im gonna kick it off with some politically/topologically incorrect humour. WOOT!
Michael Jackson Jokes here we go.
Did you hear about the new McDonalds Burger?
They're making a new burger to tribute the king of pop himself.
It will be called the Michael Jackson Burger: 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
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Have you heard about Michael Jackson's Burial Plans?
The going to give him a sailors burial and let him float out to see.
That way he can do what he always loved doing and touch little bouys all over the world.
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Did you hear?
They're going to melt down Michael Jacksons body and turn him into plastic toys; now the children get to play with him!